Monday, November 19, 2007
The biggest shopping day of the year
I know its late, but my mind is racing and has been for hours. The strangest thing about it is that of all thats swirling in my head, i cant seem to fish out one single idea, topic, mood or opinion. If i can just slow it down for a minute or two, i may be able to tell you a story, or give some advice on things to do when your mind wont let you sleep and not even your pen or your guitar can tell you why. If i could hit the pause button, i might be able to pick and choose from the hundreds of things bouncing off the walls of my head but as it is, my mind is like a Super Wal Mart and my thoughts are like the many crazed shoppers crowding its aisles the day after Thanksgiving. I wish somebody would call in a bomb threat so i can close its doors and send them all home for just a couple of hours. Bomb Threat, if i were a drug company, thats the name i would give to my sleeping pills and they would be sold at convenient stores. You would find them in little packets of two right next to all the energy drinks like "Rock Star", "Hype" and, (i just came across this one..hehe) "Game Juice". Yup, you'd walk in to Walgreens and right there next to the "Liquid Blow Power Pop" you'd find yourself some "Bomb Threat". Anyways thats a dumb idea but its all i've got right now and im finding it a little funny. Energy drink names are funny too. I think everybody who reads this should submit their idea for an energy drink and since nobody reads this crap i'll just submit one myself..... "Jabber Juice". So delirious..must sleep..... Well, time to try and put an end to the biggest shopping day of the year going on in my head, work is sounding less and less fun the longer i stay awake. Wish me luck!
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How about "Power Palooza" or "Jimmy Juice" for the Jimmy Shakes :) Hey dude, get some sleep!!
The other night I was urged by some acquaintances to spend a night out on the town. I was surprised to see, when they came to my door, that they had a big blue cooler full of “Yellow Slugmarine” energy drink. Usually when we go out it’s the same ol’ “Bash n’ Crash” or “Liquid Liquid” but tonight they must have had a big night planned ahead of us.
When I was younger and energy drinks first hit the shelves “Blood Rush” was about the only thing you could get. Sure there was some underground shit like “Striped Squirt” or “Phrat Coffee” but that stuff didn’t come easy or cheep.
So well all jumped in the car and drove off in a hurry. I knew better to ask where we were going to a driver all hopped up on the Slug, but I couldn’t help but think something special was actually planned and that we had a mission to accomplish. We pulled up at a stop light next to this car that was also full of guys. The driver had a can of “Loco Coco” hanging out of this window. They were Mexicans. Now we’ve heard of Loco Coco but many of us thought it was only a ghost story that our parents told us to get us to sleep but now it never felt so real. These guys were crushing the “LC”. We tried out best not to stare but we were so amazed by the discovery that we probably seemed to come off a bit aggressive. Thankfully the car didn’t pay us any mind and drove off. We never knew if we’d see the “LC” again.
To be continued…
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